Committee to Elect #003: Alex v. Brock Maleborn for Des Moines, IA Gender-Sheriff

May 22, 2017

We're genderboys this week and halfway through the episode Audrey starts sounding like she's trapped at the bottom of a well, but you're all just going to have to take it.

Music: Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect #002.5: Praise the Skull

May 22, 2017

Hey gang. So we’re not exactly sure where this came from, and we don’t remember recording it, but it seems like it was from about 2 weeks ago. Enjoy this CTE B-Side!

On the docket: Do not look directly at the Skull.

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Committee to Elect #002: Bret Chudson for (Student Body) President

May 22, 2017

Episode two is here! In the wake of a debilitating loss (not our fault), the crew is taking what we can get, which is to say Mr. & Ms. Chudson are paying us to run their sweet alt-right son Bret’s campaign for Student Body President. We are sorry.

On the docket: Intersectionality, E-Mo-Tion in the Windy City, Chels shit the bed, #ShePerspired, the crew becomes trust fund babies, definitely a fake college organization, “White supremacists? In this economy?” Answer: Yes, a flawless segue to France, hot for teacher, Le Pen for all seasons, keep scaring these people, a monumental dive into Old Dominion, how to say hello to the Governor, horny for the Stars & Bars, the Great HAIM Disappointment, the Great HAIM Obsession.

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Committee to Elect #001: Old School

May 22, 2017

Here’s our first episode! In our debut, the crew takes on Chelsea Clinton’s campaign for New York State Senate against local icon and miniature horse, Poni Ernst.

On the docket: John Lewis’s failing district, flipping through the 6th with our woes, blue language in red states, a send-off to Daddy O’Reilly, sub/dom politics, SCOTUS Silver Fox & Snackmaster, Transdimensional Audreys, Sizzler Commencement, guns, and faux guerrilla art.

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