Committee to Elect #017: Boomittee to Resurrect

October 21, 2017

I hope your soul is in good order, because your haunted hosts, Audrey and Mark, are taking you through a terrifying journey on this, our creepy-crawliest episode. You may be spooked!

On the slab: Creepy costumes, Kevin James is a Sith Lord, Real Tecumseh Hours, A Haunting in Niger, give laud to the Rat King, General John Skelly, Ghosts of Scandals Past, Sam Houson send feet, the Pussycat Dolls rise again, Gorka Defense Team, flipping Stone Mountain, and getting off on Sesame Street.

Music:
Graveyard Shift Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect #016: The Stupidest Timeline

October 8, 2017

It's a Sunday Surprise! Those classic pod boys you know and love won't let you down, even in Audrey's absence. We brought on some wonderful guest hosts for a very fun episode. Big thanks to Cat and Raul for hanging out!

On the docket: ICE fucked up (and this is good), ham-fisted "Hamilton," love a good rotunda, paper towel game on point, very loud dog-whistles, we make a KFC run, a real heartbreaker, The Ancient Seagal, we unlock the mystery of the goatee, everyone block Audrey on Twitter dot com, Verified Nazis, Goku is socialist, #JustTimMurphyThings, focus groups don't actually want what they say, planning our Sweet Sixteen, and denim.

Music:

Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect #015: What Are Planes?

October 4, 2017

HELL-o friends! It's October, the Spooky Month. But we recorded this episode last Friday, before everything got grim. Strap in because this is a wild one.

On the docket: Alleged theft, young Atlanta thicc boy, precocious tots, flawless transportation-oriented segues, truck-talk, fat racist President hates our Caribbean Colony, Mark's good plane joke, Priceless, if your ideology makes you afraid of flying commercial change your ideas, corruption all the way down, #WYB returns in a terrible way, a new beloved segment, conspiratorial, tentacles, three asshole nerds talk about football, boys & bunnies, and Bam Margera for some reason.

Music:

Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect #014: It Takes a Village of Juggalos

September 21, 2017

Whoop whoop! The Committee is back in a big and weird way after an absence we're super sorry for. I say "weird" because the first half of this episode is Audrey and Mark talking at length about Juggalos and the second half is Alex and Mark talking about policy but invariably falling into a Juggalo Hole. Enjoy!

On the docket: We're down with the clown, The Juggalo's Predicament, boots on the ground at the Juggalo March, army cosplay at the mother of all rallies, segue to Blue Neck, family values in America's dark timeline, catharsis for aggression, Faygo for spraying, say the words "Radical Juggalo Terrorism," the Juggalo afterlife, the Cruz connection, Boys in the Coffeehouse, What Actually Happened, popularity contest, no big ideas, Electoral College Dropout, Rocket Man Dialogue, Tuesdays with Nancy, all 11 million, the President has learned to retweet, "Big" Luther Strange, Honkin' Ted, and pivot to Juggalo.

Music:

Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect #013: Alt-Right Statue Garden

August 26, 2017

Good evening, friends, and may cosmic vibes find you well. Times are tough for kind people in this nation right now, but it's nothing that a lot of hot bronze can't fix.

On the docket: Introducing Venus D-Lite, the donut triathlon, American Nazis back on their bullshit, tear down those statues, bravery for assholes, get Readjusted, Antifa > Baseball, secret baseball rules, Audrey vs. Stairs, a violent discussion, we become a Juggalo fancast, now accepting your old bronze for a special project, and bird facts appreciated.

Music:

Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect #012: Imperator Kamala for Post-Apocalyptic Warlord

August 11, 2017

Welcome back to the show! If you disregard some of Mark's audio fumbles at the beginning and end, we've cooked some some prime, fall-off-the-bone content for you. Better eat up quick, though. Content like this will make you a target in the oncoming apocalypse.

On the docket: Atlanta Boys Ascendant, mass transit talk, life during wartime, returning Guam to the Pacific, disarmament goals, general qualms, Rudy Time, the Democrats’ twilight hours, Kamala Harris: Actually Bad?, HypCheck, Truancy Blues, a swampy foray, Nuke Me Daddy, Alex leaks, the Brony Connection, three dunces attempt to survive the apocalypse, astrolabe wanted, leg not desired, War Boy swan boat, and NASCAR Confessional.

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Committee to Elect #011: The Maverick vs. Death Itself

July 26, 2017

Politics is back and more evil than ever! All the usual suspects are back on their bullshit, and we are taking no prisoners. This is a fiesty episode.

On the docket: Queen of Intros, Grent, fly by night away from Iowa, Christmas in July, otherwordly elections, false mavericks, pivot back to Christmas, the shittiest lion's roar, hugging killers, #Resistance of the Spurned Consumers, or: How Tone-Deafness Killed the Wave, there are no moderates, This Week in Twitter, do not meme ill of the dead, the Cabinet Catfight, Rex is tired, unwinding on the Albanian Riviera, Woke Bae Duda, and doxxing old people because Whole Foods.

Music:

Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect #010: We’re a Zydeco Band Now

July 20, 2017

Hey so politics are off the table for the most part today because even certified election geniuses need a break once in a while. Enjoy some potpourri from your favorite podcasters!

On the docket: Eating garbage & sipping brews, tacky cats on the hunt for cheese, give your cheese to papa, an extended discussion on truck nuts devolves somehow, Audrey's incredibly good bit, genuine appreciation for Pixar, a foray into Blue Dog losers, the intermission that went off the rails, Alex breaks free, D&D Primer, intersectionality is a breastfeeding cop, Kernel Talk, Russia Kelly???, "What does this mean for me, a man?", Trad-Wife Twitter, behind-the-scenes.

Music:

Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Gator By The Bay - Bayou Brothers (http://www.bayoubrothers.net/bbmusic.html)

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Committee to Elect #009: Sensual Globalism

July 13, 2017

Happy July, a.k.a. "The Hot Month." At the Committee, we're turning up the heat ourselves with something new--an entire episode dedicated to determining the most sexually potent and kind-hearted member of the G20. Fill out your own bracket and join us, won't you?

Music: Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect - The Boys Club #00CRJ: Cut to the Feeling

June 29, 2017

Good afternoon!

This is a very special B-side bonus episode that Mark and Alex recorded while Audrey was, we can only assume, exploring some sewers. But if it's a B-side episode, why is it the longest thing we've ever released?

Simple--The bulk of this episode is specifically engineered to be listened to, uninterrupted, at the same time as Carly Rae Jepsen's acclaimed 2015 album "Emotion." Working knowledge of Big Brother also recommended. Enjoy this trip to the Men's Room!

Music: Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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