Committee to Elect #013: Alt-Right Statue Garden

August 26, 2017

Good evening, friends, and may cosmic vibes find you well. Times are tough for kind people in this nation right now, but it's nothing that a lot of hot bronze can't fix.

On the docket: Introducing Venus D-Lite, the donut triathlon, American Nazis back on their bullshit, tear down those statues, bravery for assholes, get Readjusted, Antifa > Baseball, secret baseball rules, Audrey vs. Stairs, a violent discussion, we become a Juggalo fancast, now accepting your old bronze for a special project, and bird facts appreciated.

Music:

Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect #012: Imperator Kamala for Post-Apocalyptic Warlord

August 11, 2017

Welcome back to the show! If you disregard some of Mark's audio fumbles at the beginning and end, we've cooked some some prime, fall-off-the-bone content for you. Better eat up quick, though. Content like this will make you a target in the oncoming apocalypse.

On the docket: Atlanta Boys Ascendant, mass transit talk, life during wartime, returning Guam to the Pacific, disarmament goals, general qualms, Rudy Time, the Democrats’ twilight hours, Kamala Harris: Actually Bad?, HypCheck, Truancy Blues, a swampy foray, Nuke Me Daddy, Alex leaks, the Brony Connection, three dunces attempt to survive the apocalypse, astrolabe wanted, leg not desired, War Boy swan boat, and NASCAR Confessional.

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Committee to Elect #011: The Maverick vs. Death Itself

July 26, 2017

Politics is back and more evil than ever! All the usual suspects are back on their bullshit, and we are taking no prisoners. This is a fiesty episode.

On the docket: Queen of Intros, Grent, fly by night away from Iowa, Christmas in July, otherwordly elections, false mavericks, pivot back to Christmas, the shittiest lion's roar, hugging killers, #Resistance of the Spurned Consumers, or: How Tone-Deafness Killed the Wave, there are no moderates, This Week in Twitter, do not meme ill of the dead, the Cabinet Catfight, Rex is tired, unwinding on the Albanian Riviera, Woke Bae Duda, and doxxing old people because Whole Foods.

Music:

Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect #010: We’re a Zydeco Band Now

July 20, 2017

Hey so politics are off the table for the most part today because even certified election geniuses need a break once in a while. Enjoy some potpourri from your favorite podcasters!

On the docket: Eating garbage & sipping brews, tacky cats on the hunt for cheese, give your cheese to papa, an extended discussion on truck nuts devolves somehow, Audrey's incredibly good bit, genuine appreciation for Pixar, a foray into Blue Dog losers, the intermission that went off the rails, Alex breaks free, D&D Primer, intersectionality is a breastfeeding cop, Kernel Talk, Russia Kelly???, "What does this mean for me, a man?", Trad-Wife Twitter, behind-the-scenes.

Music:

Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Gator By The Bay - Bayou Brothers (http://www.bayoubrothers.net/bbmusic.html)

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Committee to Elect #009: Sensual Globalism

July 13, 2017

Happy July, a.k.a. "The Hot Month." At the Committee, we're turning up the heat ourselves with something new--an entire episode dedicated to determining the most sexually potent and kind-hearted member of the G20. Fill out your own bracket and join us, won't you?

Music: Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect - The Boys Club #00CRJ: Cut to the Feeling

June 29, 2017

Good afternoon!

This is a very special B-side bonus episode that Mark and Alex recorded while Audrey was, we can only assume, exploring some sewers. But if it's a B-side episode, why is it the longest thing we've ever released?

Simple--The bulk of this episode is specifically engineered to be listened to, uninterrupted, at the same time as Carly Rae Jepsen's acclaimed 2015 album "Emotion." Working knowledge of Big Brother also recommended. Enjoy this trip to the Men's Room!

Music: Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect #008: Mr. 305 vs. Little Marco for Senate

June 22, 2017

We're getting ahead of Marco Rubio's reelection six years ahead of schedule. We will bend time, space, and politics to our will to put Pitbull in the United States Senate. Dale.

On the docket: Mark sees the light, Alex hits the pillow, kissing a man in Fort Lauderdale, Mr. 305, Mr. Worldwide, politricks, The_Cuba_Enjoyer logs in, CTE Live from Guantanamo, Radical Centrism: Bullshit for Millennials, running with purpose, disruption of voter enthusiasm, Jez Watch 2017, you don't need these extra houses, radicalizing Pitbull, you thought this was a joke but we actually love Pitbull, the CTE Cultural Mavens take you by the hand, Help Wanted.

Music: Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect #007: Across the Pond

June 9, 2017

God save the Queen and the spy who came in from the cold! The Committee hopped a submersible lorry across the pond and got right chuffed in the Chunnel on this week's episode of CTE. It is not lost on us that this is also Episode 007. Cheers, and Sinn Fein for US Congress.

Before we get to the docket, early in the pod, we discuss Nurx, a convenient, affordable, and discrete way to get your birth control. Check it out at https://app.nurx.com!

On the docket: Dog Days, Loot Crate for your uterus, the Legend of the Shit-Gremlin, speaking truth to power on bathroom issues, Ivanka Trump dream interpretation, HBO's "TRUMPED" casting call, animated love, Mr. Comey returns to Washington, holding onto hope, Gramps McCain Retire Please, Crooked Hillary in 2018, descending upon the UK, zero seats declared, playing hard-to-get with voters, THE ABSOLUTE BOY HAS DONE IT, the Vale of Clwyd & Tooting, a parliamentary primer, the Pee Tape exists, #WYB ruins your childhood, The Sorcerer's Owned.

Music: Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect #006: Leader of the #Resistance

June 1, 2017

Happy Thursday! Here's Episode 6, a very cool, very angry, and very sexual episode you definitely won't want to miss.

On the docket: Queen of Podcasts, Kushner: The Experience, regular reminder that all of these people are just dumb, open invitation to literally fight Audrey, Hillary's back and we hate this, Blown Out in Iowa, we punch rightward, Cory Booker also sucks and we tell you why, #MAGA Loot Crate for Racists, Audrey hates Mark's good joke about Hillary, get Katy Perry under police protection, Texas's shitty and racist Charles Sumner (a.k.a. Shootout at the OK Corral, but boring), #WYB: G7 Edition, Doubling down at the Drafthouse, from the D-List to Daesh, covfefe isn't funny anymore, PissPugGranddad, AP Gov Sexual Awakening, we run a tight ship on twitter dot com.

Podcast Recommendations from the gang:
-Sawbones
-Bitch Sesh
-District Sentinel Radio

Music: Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Committee to Elect #005: Diamond Joe Biden for DSA President

May 25, 2017

Oh sheesh, y'all! It's Episode 5, our debut to the big, bad world of podcasting on iTunes, and boy have we landed the biggest client. We think you'll really like this one--but why not show us some love in that *fine* review section? We love you. Ride the wind.

On the docket: Tiny houses & big despair, Bernard Sanders toe to tip, hooking a big one on the left, radicalizing Amtrak Joe on Twitter dot com, dressing for the job you want, Trump on the go, Weapons for Wahhabists, Mark is Orb, The Feminine Mystique 2: Saudi Purity Tour, satire is hard, Operation: Biden Drop, woke Bedouins, a reminder that the GOP literally wants you dead, Big News from Big Sky Country (it's misdemeanor assault), Rob Quist's Gonorrhea Quest, Paul Ryan's Ice Cream Escape, we go off on our favorite vine for a bit, Cheers & Jeers, #WYB, we invent Wrestlemania, 1 Review = 1 Prayer, post-credit bonus.

Music: Cold Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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